Untitled Beatles Podcast
Gen X ex-cruise ship comedians T.J. Shanoff and Tony Mendoza celebrate the Fab Four without taking anything too seriously. Roll up for the long and rambling road. More at untitledbeatlespodcast.com
Gen X ex-cruise ship comedians T.J. Shanoff and Tony Mendoza celebrate the Fab Four without taking anything too seriously. Roll up for the long and rambling road. More at untitledbeatlespodcast.com
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Saturday Nov 11, 2023
Liverpool Drag
Saturday Nov 11, 2023
Saturday Nov 11, 2023
What happens when you take the energy of Beatlemania and mix it with a helping of questionably written and performed Beatles-inspired songs? You get Liverpool Drag. Not the Beatles, but an unincredible simulation!
This week, Tony & T.J. examine the early 60's phenomenon of Beatle-inspired cash-in records. Are they good? Awful? Somewhere in between? The answer is, "yes".
Along the way, the Drag Duo ask:
đşđ¸ Since drag shows are unarguably killing our children, is the only solution to ban more books? Because, freedumb?
1ď¸âŁ Whoâs idea was it to exclude âLittle Miss Margieâ from The Manchesters âNot 1â compilation?
đď¸ Come March 2024, should MadTVâs Bobby Lee become eligible for the Untitled Beatles Podcast 7th Beatle Bracket?
Place a mop atop your head, shake it like a mimeograph, and chant âyeahâ 3 times, because itâs Liverpool Drag on the UBP! Wooo!!!Â
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Saturday Nov 04, 2023
Now and Then (2023) INSTANT REACTION
Saturday Nov 04, 2023
Saturday Nov 04, 2023
For the first time since the halcyon days of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's "Tha Crossroads", there's a NEW Beatles single! Thursday at 9a CT, Chicago Time, my guy, the Fabs dared to want to change the world one last time. Did they achieve that (Kenny) lofty goal, or merely create yet another gorgeous, emotional song to sit alongside their unparalleled catalogue? And most importantly, from a marketing perspective, should one File The Last Beatles Song Under Rock?
Well this instant reaction (TM) is gonna get you! Gonna look you right in the face, but in audio form, as Tony, T.J., and Producer Casey, a.k.a. The P3Zeatles, share their opinions on "Now And Then"; the newest, and last, Beatles song, Join us as we celebrate this awesome, celebratory moment in Beatles history!Â
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Saturday Oct 28, 2023
Yellow Submarine LP (1969) Part 2
Saturday Oct 28, 2023
Saturday Oct 28, 2023
Is the original âYellow Submarineâ LP perfect with itsâ George Martin score, or is it simply all too much? Well, itâs nice to have the time to take this opportunityâŚto continue deep dishing on the Beatlesâ most underrated core-catalog album this side of Pickwickâs âThe Beatles - 1st Live Recordings (Volume Two)â. This week, Tony & T.J. discuss George Martinâs phenomenal orchestral selections, and also the exciting 1999 remix of the âsongtrackâ with extra songs used in the film; the first Beatles remix since the âHelpâ and âRubber Soulâ CDâs. Along the journey through the sea of wholes, the boys ask:
đ Knowing that Sting ripped off âThe Prince Of Denmnarkâs Marchâ, can we all agree that itâs finally time to defund The Police?
đ´đť Is Michael Stipeâs apparent hate-cover of â#9 Dreamâ better or worse than Granddaddyâs obvious hate-cover of âRevolutionâ? #AllRiiiiiight
đď¸đĽ If oneâs bed is on fire with passionate love, does one stay there and continue to get Laid By James, or does one stop. drop. and roll the f**k outta there?
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Saturday Oct 21, 2023
Yellow Submarine LP (1969)
Saturday Oct 21, 2023
Saturday Oct 21, 2023
If thereâs a better kids movie than âYellow Submarineâ, weâve yet to see it. (Pipe down, âAirBudâ!) So, it would stand that 1969âs original Yellow Submarine soundtrack must be the best kids movie soundtrack of all time, correct? (Pipe down, âPopeyeâ!) While that may be up for debate, the new and/or newly released Beatles songs on Side 1 are among their most interesting and, in one case, greatest songs.
Our "Yellow Submarineâ disc Deep Dish delves deep into the Sea Of Thyme for some spicy discussion on the collection of Side 1 gems, the packaging variations, and more! Along the way, the UBPâs Old Fred and Boob (also a great âBenny Hillâ sketch) ask:
đŚ Is New Zealand in Europe? And is that the Auckland Zoo Kangaroo rockinâ the synth on âThe Final Countdownâ?
đŻ Whatâs a better addition to a Beatles release? âLucy In The Sky With Diamondsâ on the âYellow Submarineâ cassette, or âA Taste Of Honeyâ in the âAbbey Roadâ medley on 8-track, just after âPolythene Pamâ?
đ (Angry Chicago Guy:) HOW COME THESE UBP BOOMERS (sfx: buzzer) DONâT TALK MORE ABOUT GIOACHINO ROSSINIâS 1816 OPERA CLASSIC, âTHE BARBER OF SEVILLEâ? (Drunk, sad, rhythmically:) AND HOW COME RON KARKOVICE DONâT HAVE NO STATUE AT NEW COMISKEY?Â
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Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
BONUS: Ringoâs âRewind Forwardâ EP (2023)
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Breaking UBP Bonus Episode! Tony and T.J. waited until midnight at the long-shuttered Tower Records on Clark St, while dreaming of corned beef sammies from the even-longer-shuttered Belden Deli, to be among the first to stream the new Ringo Starr EP âRewind Forwardâ in their respective and collective not-so-tidy-whities. And they have one question: was that really worth the run-on sentence? And who do you think you are, Warriners, my guy?
What the Bad Boy-oy-oy-oys discovered is this just might be the best Ringo EP of 2023. Thereâs peace, and love, and groovy tunes. And Steve Lukather! And Sir Paul McCartney! If youâre not certain that this EP should be among your Private Property, donât go breaking the law; listen to this special mid-week deep dish of the newest Ringo release, just dropped in your feed like weâre Bono or some s**t! Along the way, the Two Andyâs (White and Frain) also ask:
đ°If, like Canadaâs please-make-them-stop Barenaked Ladies, you had a million dollars, would you spend it all on 17 copies of the âRewind Forwardâ cassette tape?
đđđ When listening to Ringoâs âShadows On The Wallâ, donât you miss the big time now, youâre no longer on the ball?
đź Is it true that rejected titles of this album include, âPause Ejectâ, âStop Playâ, âRecord Auxâ, âLine Inâ, âTuner AM/FMâ, âCr02â, âHigh Biasâ, âCoax [pronounced CO-AX, as in a coaxial cable, not âcoaxâ, as in to convince someone to do something], âClock Timerâ, âClock Towerâ, âMarty, Itâs Plutoniumâ, insert your own joke here?
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Saturday Oct 14, 2023
Ringo Starr & His All Starr Band Live in Chicago
Saturday Oct 14, 2023
Saturday Oct 14, 2023
Itâs already October, and itâs been quite the merry goo year for The Untitled Beatles Podcast. In August, we recorded live at Beatlefest! And last week, we took a field trip to see Ringo Starr and His All Star Hamms (TM) at the beautiful, historic Chicago Theater; a Chicago landmark owned and operated by Madison Square Garden, just a few blocks from longtime classic Chicago store, Macyâs! (Damn you, NYCâŚ)
Tony and T.J. got to grace an actual Beatle with their presence - together, as a duo - for the very first time, And this weekâs episode captures the all the rawdio as the guys pre-game to the rockinâ sounds of Chicago Bears legend Dick Butkusâ death, demand obscure requests from the All Starr Band, and deep dish the entire concert; something TONY ABSOLUTELY WANTED TO DO!
Along the way, they simply must ask:
đˇ Is Warren Ham aware that, per Fox âNewsâ, thereâs a War on Ham?
đ˝ Is the studio version of âRosannaâ better than the live version because itâs tighter, or because it actually fâing ends?
đ§¸(Sad Chicago Guy:) IF THESE TWO CHUCKLEHEADS SITTING BEHIND ME DON'T STOP SHOUTING "PRIVATE PROPERTY" BETWEEN EACH SONG SO HELP ME BUTKUS I WILL SEND THEIR ASSES HOME TO KENOSHA IN GREEN AND GOLD FULL-BODY CASTS.
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Saturday Oct 07, 2023
Back In the U.S.S.R from McCartney: A Life in Lyrics
Saturday Oct 07, 2023
Saturday Oct 07, 2023
Cue the Salt âNâ Pepa: Pu-Pu-Pushkinâs real goodâŚat producing podcasts and audiobooks! Theyâre the force behind the just-dropped âMcCartney: A Life in Lyricsâ pod, which is off to a delightfully entertaining and insightful start. The dulcet tones of Paul Muldoon had better be the future voice of AI. (Weâre talking about practice. Not a game.)
And on this very special episode of the UBP, the Gab Two is proud to present, in partnership with Pushkin, a special airing of âMcCartney: A Life in Lyricsâ Episode 2. How cool is that?! This one oneâs a Double Paul deep-dish on âBack In The U.S.S.R.â, a definitive #FileUnderRock track, though, as the episode sadly fails to acknowledge, was largely unknown until Billy Joelâs live take on âKohueptâ (2 LPâs on 1 CD!).
Weâll be back with our usual chicanery and a whole new episode/world, DONâT YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES, next week. In the meantime, all 3.5 of us at the UBP are absolutely honoured to be associated with anything Macca-related. We hope you will enjoy the show as much as we did. Five Freaking Fabs!
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McCartney: A Life in Lyrics | Back in the U.S.S.R
Whatâs Paul McCartney, a Liverpudlian, doing writing about the Soviet Union in 1968? Turns out McCartney was doing a little Chuck Berry, a bit of The Beach Boys, some pastiche and a lot of subversion. Opening âThe White Albumâ, âBack in the U.S.S.R.â raised some eyebrows. And because of The Beatlesâ evolving position within the former Eastern Bloc the song has over the years taken on a life of its own, following the trajectory of the Westâs often fraught relationship with the region.
Saturday Sep 30, 2023
Beatlefest 2023 Part 2: Live from the Fest Floor
Saturday Sep 30, 2023
Saturday Sep 30, 2023
Roll up! Roll up for another Untitled Beatles Podcast Field Trip, this time to the 2023 Chicago Fest For Beatles Fans. In this podcast concrète, T.J. and Tony - aka the Beavis & Butthead of the Beatleverse - take a 2-day sound bath of live Beatle music, as they scratch and sniff rare Beatles vinyl, aimlessly wandering and wondering:
đ Is Halloween slasher Michael Myersâ favorite Beatles song âHelp!â, âRun For Your Lifeâ or âChuckâs Monster?â
đڏđťââď¸Â How many records must T.J. collect to warrant wearing a collectorâs cape?
ă°ď¸ Is there anyone still in line for Pattie Boyd? Might want to check on them.
With interjections from Producer Casey, this episode is like taking a Time Machine back to August of 2023, or like wearing a Yellow Submarine Virtual Reality Helmet ($499) available on the official Beatles Store secret menu.
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Saturday Sep 23, 2023
The Beatles Live at Stowe School (1963)
Saturday Sep 23, 2023
Saturday Sep 23, 2023
No less an authority than Mark Lewisohn knows that the skiing scene in "Help!" was filmed in Stowe VT, during the 1997 Winter X-Games, exclusively on ESPN.
But before (ahem, #apres) skiing was a very Beatles activity, Stowe was known as a small British boys school (Ringo! Ringo!), where the Beatles gave one of their longer and most interesting concerts whilst on the cusp of British fame.
Recently, a tape surfaced of the mostly complete show, and like the Star Club release in 1970's, this one is truly a mammoth moment in Beatles history. Tony & T.J. gab fab on the concert, the set list, and the immense historical significance. And because they're morons, they also ponder:
đ2ď¸âŁđ Do Dolly Parton and the Twotles perform the definitive whisper version of "Let It Be"?
đď¸ If you yell "How Do You Do It" repeatedly at an All Starr band concert, will Ringo and Steve Lukather feel compelled to tease it?
đŹđ§ Would Brexit have happened had rich white British kids learned to not clap on the f**king 1 and 3, ffs?
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Saturday Sep 16, 2023
John & Yoko / Plastic Ono Band - âSome Time in New York Cityâ (1972) Part 2
Saturday Sep 16, 2023
Saturday Sep 16, 2023
ÂżQuè Pasa, New York? Mornings, on WXTV, Univision 41, Nueva York! But also, thatâs a refrain from arguably the most commercially viable song from John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Bandâs âSome Time In New York Cityâ. So why wasnât the semi-title track a single? Why didnât it lead off the album; not enough racial epithets in the title? And who in the love of Danza decided âAngelaâ - a heart-wrenching tribute to Judith Light - belongs on ANY Lennon comp? So many preguntas! Què Pasa, indeed!
Fortunately/Maybe (#Oasisish) itâs time for part two of the highly anticipated CHICAGO STYLE deep-dish of one of the most derided solo Beatles albums this side of âThe Family Wayâ soundtrack! And as if this 2LP set isnât long enough - the Giles Martin deluxe remix is slated to include the full 117 minute version of âAuâ - the UBPâs very own Capân Jamrag and Lt. Scumbag (#PossibleForestGumpReference), to answer these, and more!
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đ˝ Who the HELL did Bono think he was when he spent Christmas Eve â93 hand delivering cassettes of âZooropaâ to everyone in the world?
đ Was Yoko the inspiration for one of 1982âs great raunchy comedy films? Hint: check out her #SixPack. #KennyRogersRoasters
đđ¨ There may not be much difference, between Tucker Carlson and someone with an actual dong, if you listen to their fartbeat. True?
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